Sure, you love them—but . . .

1. Rush Limbaugh
2. Fox News Network
3. Jello on the shelf that expired in 1999
4. Dad turns lights out while you’re still in the room “to save electricity”
5. You throw away rotten fruit, and Dad yells at you for wasting food “What? Are they giving it away now??”
6. You are responsible for setting all electronic devices in the house.
7. Your out-of-town sister calls you form the airport to remind you that your stay there is temporary, and not to get too comfortable in their house.
8. Cheapest bargain store toilet paper
9. Supper is at five, sharp.
10. Leftovers remain in play until they’re eaten by somebody.